"mr krab! run like you are not in coma!"

youve gotta love this piece of yellow porous sponge.

i went to wiki it, and discover to my horror that there had been a controversy over spongebob's sexual orientation. is the world sick or what! the idea of a fictional sponge having a sexual orientation never even crossed my mind. the creator had to confirm that it is asexual. too many implications and complications involved i guess.

truth never even stood a chance.

guess what.
spongebob is absolutely homo and is totally into patrick (isnt that obvious to dirty minded little homophobic twits!)

silly world worrying about silly things, go figure a solution to end world hunger wont they!

i love spongebob, the gay lil spongey soul!